I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is
undeniable that she feels tremendous
sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the
basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.
Jen: "
Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "
Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe
eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
