Said after solving a
taxing problem or difficult issue at work,
'cause after that you definitely deserve
a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a
fresher....
I'm going on break.
-
Mitch Hedberg