ted: hey fred i just bought this iphone off the interweb for $75.
fred: let me see that, hahaha you dumbshit that's a i9 a chinese knock off of the iphone hahahaha suck.
you:ah fam i got a i9 9900k
freind:ok wierd flex but ok neek: UHHHHHHHHHHHH U HAVE A I9 CAN I PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS See
you: no nerd
By Gerti
Intel Core I9-9980xe
A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.
Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.
