Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of
the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a
rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (
Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
