Define Jetstream Meaning

Jetstream
It is when you vape a fat cloud through a fan or other air acceleration device at a person. Usually a person whom you do not like.

Fuck that motherfucker Alan, I'm gonna jetstream the fuck out of that ass clown.
By Brenna
Jetstreamed
When you fart in front of a blowing fan and it blows into someone's face

I was laying with my girlfriend and farted while the fan was going

Totally jetstreamed her
By Lenore
Jetstreamer
a shameless workplace poser who hops on to projects or new business pursuits that are going well so he can claim the victory as his own

Rick is such a jetstreamer... he shows up at the victory party and pretends that he had something to do with winning that new business
By Anne-Marie
Jetstreaming It
when you piss as hard as you possibly can,usually causing splash back

dude,i have to get to class,so i'm jetstreaming it
By Roxanne
Southern Jetstream
When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.

Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.
By Prudi
German Jetstream
To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.

You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
By Allene