Define Jewstin Meaning

a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".

a slang verb used to describe the rapid humping of either an inanimate object or elderly male

A rare Breed of dog, dolphin and hawk normaly found in California. Jewstine's like to eat, sleep, and cause havoic for everyone aound. they are wild and crazy creature that will bite off your head if you get too close. they can be a bit bitchey but at the end of the day there still there.