adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
By Cordie
Jizzles
Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...
* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-
The Jizzle! Have you made a mess with your penis? Well- we have a solution! Introducing the jizzle, a new and innovative way clean clean up your jizz! Without leaving a trace. ;)
Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.
A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
