1. Damn, bro... I have the worst
jockage from walking around
Gainesville all day. This town really does suck. If I went to school here I would have to kick my own ass.
2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad
Jockage.
3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.
4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage =
MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE
