A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.
"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.
"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400haircut doesn't sound so bad."
Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by suing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is "the only middle class American in the Presidential race", yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate for the 2008 election. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by sewing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is “the only ‘real’ middle class American in the Presidential race,” yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate in the running. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
John Edwards is among one of the groups of people that is most wrong with this country and wants to run for President. God help us.
