Define John Face Meaning

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke