Define John G Meaning

John G.
The people with these initials normally have little confidence in themselves. The source of this inconsistency is due to his under average penis. These people also normally have crust on an extremitie.

"Why is he such a pussy? Oh its because he's a John G."

"Why did John G. not stand up for himself?"
By Alexina
John G
This boy is unique. You will never find someone as perfect as him. John G will always go with his girlfriend Dayana. His girlfriend loves him. This is John G the best boyfriend, friend, human of the whole planet. He plays the guitar, sings, does music perfectly, what else can you ask for?

By Catharine
Melon-g-johns
a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.
By Bernie