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Johns
Reasons someone has made up to explain why they lost in a game and not that they're just bad at the game. Usually Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Winner: GET DUNKED ONNNNNNNN!
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
By Danni
Johns
In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.

May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.

Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."

Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."

Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
By Harmonia
Johns
to jones or crave/want something

buddy, i johns that girl over there
By Breena
Johns
1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!
By Cornela
Johns
1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!

two lawyers = twice the shit
By Frankie
Johns
slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"

Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
By Giustina
John John
That good good

Thats some john john weed, bro.
By Laryssa
John-John
It's that fuckin good good.

"Dude that was some John-John weed."
By Jordain
No Johns
"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".

Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
By Gretna
The John
The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.
By Joby