1. A brand name of
bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to
bastardize by referring to penises is
English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that
stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was
distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
