Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the
d-pad. Use the d-pad."
Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU
FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR
SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."