Define Kelpi Meaning

Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage

1. australian stockdog
working sheep and cattle on the ranch, popular breed in Australia and Southern USA, rare in Europe. Mix of smooth borders, dingos and heelers. Accepted by FCI. Coming in different colors, solid or tan marked (black, blue, red, fawn, lilac).

blue and red heeler are known as australian cattldog - a totally different breed

2. scottish mythological creature
shape-shifting water spirit, can be seen as a horse. Quite a few kelpie legends are available.

A kelpie literally is an Irish mythological water horse, and if you tried to ride it its skin would turn adhesive and it would drag you into the water, drown you, and eat you. Used figuratively in slang it means a girl who would (metaphorically) do the same: she seems very alluring, and when you give her a piece of your heart you can't escape from her until she has dragged you into the water and you have drowned, so to speak.

australian cattle or sheep dog
cross between border collie an a dingo
very pure breed

A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

A bra designed to 'round them up, push them up'. Make breasts look larger.

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

A Cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy and salty taste of kelp, AKA seaweed.

Kelpy monkeys are known to sit in their little monke huts, moderating discord servers, while getting fingers covered in salt dust. From the excessive amounts of kelp they are eating.

Kelpy monkes make amazing friends.
You know i see you there.

You are an awesome friend.
Kelpy