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Define Kettle Cooked Meaning

Kettle Cooking
when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging

"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"
By Daron
Kettle Cooked
When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.

Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."
By Kittie
Kettle-cook Ya Bum
Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.

Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.
By Abby