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Knocking On The Back Door
Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
By Maribel
Knocking On The Back Door
When a man feigns an attempt at anal penetration in order to startle his partner.

Woman: I told you I don't do that!

Man: Don't worry, I'm just knocking on the back door.
By Essy
Knocking On The Back Door
During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal opening is, obviously, referred to as the "back door."

When Eric and Amy are in bed, he's always knocking at the back door.
By Celestyna
Knocking On The Back Door
n. when a man attempts anal sex without requesting verbal permission. Often involves either precursory acts such as foreplay (rimming, anal fingering) or preceding acts (spreading of ass checks, tapping head of penis on anus, pushing the tip of the penis onto the orifice without full insertion) to signal one's attempt at anal intercourse.

After doing it doggystyle with Jackie, I started knocking on the back door. She didn't object so I totally stuck it in her butt until she screamed.

Richard Johnson kept knocking on the backdoor last night in bed, but I told him to stop since I barely know him.
By Tamarra
Knocking At The Back Door
When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.

Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
By Bess
I'm Gonna Cum To Your House And Knock Knock On The Back Door
A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
By Winnie
Knock The Back Door In And Put The Extension Up
Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
By Valene
Knocking At Your Back Door
a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
By Sashenka