"Man I got wasted last night... my
Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "
Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing
nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".