Married, plaid-wearing winner of American Idol 2009 who eats kangaroos and talks about sweating and peeing too much.
His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.
He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that
shrill little girls love.
Became close friends with fellow Idols
Adam Lambert and
Allison Iraheta.
Dude 1: "Kris Allen? Uh who...?"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average
coffee house singers who cover
the Script, yeah."
Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!
11111"