Define Kuric Meaning

"Dude, i took a shit so big it must have been at least 5 kurics."

Matt: "I was made to pick up my sisters banana peels last night"
Dave: "You are such a Kuric"

Harry Potter: "Ohh my scar hurts"
Voldemort: "It's because you're a massive Kuric"

I dropped a 3 Kuric poop today