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Define Kutztown Meaning

Kutztown
A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.

Where did you meet that plain ass bitch?

I knocked her off her ten speed in Kutztown!
By Arlinda
Kutztown University
in the middle of nowhere. there are some ugly's there. parties are alright if you know the people, otherwise you will be in your dorm and do nothing. alot of ppl leave on weekends. have fun paying for everything you do. tons of students know each other from high school, and there are still cliques.

you go to kutztown university? where is that? you got play? Damm, where everyone go? Know the right people before you go there! Drink beer and always remember to smoke weed.
By Sherill
Kutztown High School
where almost everyone is fake, all the freshman are annoying out the ass, the football team absolutely sucks, and most of the students think they are special and entitled

“Dude these freshman at my school are soooo annoying.”
“Ohh, you must go to Kutztown High School?”
By Emelyne
Kutztown Middle School
A plain ass place where the drama will never stop, and damn it the teachers give to much homework

Wow who gave you all that homework, oh just Kutztown middle school
By Sada
Kutztown PA
An absolute shit hole. The schools suck ass and people don’t know how to drive cars around here. Literally everyone gets around using a horse and buggy. Like what is this 1892?? And t smells like cow ass here because everyone is a farmer-

*On phone* “Hey, guess where I’m moving to.”
“Where??”
“Kutztown PA”
“EW you mean that town that smells like shit?!”
“Yep.”
By Florette