The La
Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp
receiver's anus ring and
pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain
parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.
I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this
handy dandy rain repellent hood.