Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.
Local girls put the MING in to
LeaMINGton Spa.
Actual full title is Royal
Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.
American Tourist 1: How about we go to
Leamington Spa for the day?
American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!
Local Kid 1: How about we do something?
Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we
loiter round Burger King?