Life Isn't Fair.
Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge:
Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because
life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a
steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant:
Life ain't fair motherfucka!
