When you're at your local
joust and you want to
root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want
the horse with the biggest dick to win this
joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable.
Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
