The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full,
the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every
stupid thing I said and did."
It also serves as a storage facility for every one of
Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech,
Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."
"A new
Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was
relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
