Long And Hard

The 9th grade

Timmy: “Mommy? What’s long and hard on a black man?”
Mommy: That’s simple Dear; the 9th grade. Now stop stalling and do your homework!”
Timmy: “Yes’m.”

By Caria

Think Long And Hard

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.

"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."

By Moira

Long And Hairy, Hard To Carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

By Salli

Suck It Long Suck It Hard

1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.

1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."

By Kirsteni

Define Long And Hard Meaning