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Define Long Haul Meaning

Long Haul
A very long ass time

person 1# hey Herschel how long have you been dating these bitches

Herschel # the long haul
By Georgianne
Long Haul
An extensive relationship, where one or both partners are determined to be married.

They were both in it for the long haul.
By Andie
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)
A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
By Irma
Long Road To Haul
A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.

Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.

Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.
By Noelani