Friend 1: Are you going to the
Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a
tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me
up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.