A pun based on the word,
Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or
lumbar region) of a woman.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing
spinal adjustments.
This hot patient of mine wanted her
spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick
lumbar jack. Ya, she
sued, but I kept my license to practice.
