Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the
virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is
rendered virtually non-existent while
the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of
promiscuity and my
trust fund, I am happy to
announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
