Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were
a staple of
Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum
P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.
I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day
tucking back
the meat to keep from
playin turtle and scaring the locals.