Define Tom Selleck Meaning

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.