Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER
hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have
no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."
