Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the
sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an
extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive
jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend:
What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it
smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING
JIZZ YOURSELF?!