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Define Man-douche Meaning

Man-douche
man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....

Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)
By Valentine
Man Douche
To ejaculate or "cum" inside a woman's vagina.

I was having sex with Jennifer last night and accidentally Man Douched her.
By Darlleen
One-man-douche-circus
A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.
By Alverta
Douche Man Slut
A guy who goes around and does every girl he sees and then brags about it later, but does so in a douche manner. Normally someone whose ego is too far up their ass.

Man 1: I banged three girls this weekend and then smoked a bunch of weed because I'm so cool.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'm the best looking guy on the earth.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'll never have a successful relationship with a girl.
Man 2: That's right you douche man slut.
By Kellie
Man Douche
A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.

Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
By Milicent