A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with
hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to
have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his
trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.
When
Jane found out Mark had been
cheating on her with one of his
interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.
