John:OMG yesterday i put masonry in my mason jar!
Jill: OMG me too!
John: wtf? wats mason jar?
Jill: Go look it up u asshole wtf do i look like? a whore?
By Cassaundra
Masonry Position
So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.
