1. (adj) Modern day equivalent of the 80s adjective fresh. Used to describe something that is regarded highly, of the best quality, or simply considered good/cool.
Usage is derived from the name of the well known feminine santitary rinse "MassengillDisposable Douche", which was promoted heavily in various TV commercials for its ability to keep its users feeling fresh and clean.
"Keepin' it Massengill."
"Damn, those lyrics be Massengill!"
"I gots to keep my white on whites Massengill!"
1. (n) A brand of feminine hygiene products, such as disposable douches.
2. (n) 6 oz. of mild vinegar and water, 4 units.
3. (n) A name given to someone who has a skewed view of what is generally considered to be cool. See: A lame. This word is a variant on the derogatory version of the term douche bag. This word is difficult to work into conversation, but when the perfect opportunity arrives, you'll know.
(In response to a douchified act someone has just committed.)
Nice move, Massengil.
or
Real slick, Massengil.
Sam:hahaha, you still say douched? The correct term is massengilled.
By Leann
Massengill
Refers to all men who act like "douche bags" or dress like them. They normally travel in packs and can be easily spotted by their shiny and/or striped shirts. Must possess an arrogant attitude with nothing to back it up.
A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!