Happy Person: Hi! How are you today?
McCauley: Fuck you, fuck your mom, fuck your dad, and fuck you again. and don't ever talk to me again. *screeches like a
velociraptor*
Happy Person: ...*cries*
Happy Person Twenty Years Later: and I would like to thank the best thing that ever happened to me. without her, I would not have been able to become the
Chancellor of Germany. Now thanks to her motivational speaking, I, Adolf Hitler, Germany, and the
Nazi Party will conquer the world.