Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night
Half and halfs are the way to go."
Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points.
Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok
bero, now you get to cook like a pretty bitch. SWAG."