old man"i've been
sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just
click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from
Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"