Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a
fake ID at the
Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to
LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you.
Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer
funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the
wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and
Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt
206. Everyone in
Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.