Define Vineyard Meaning

Vineyard

1. man: "hey, girl, i can see right down your top, nice vineyard"

2. woman: "how does my vineyard look in this top?"
By Tarah
Vineyarder
one who goes to the vineyard for some whale watching bush wacking fun.

mark is such a vinyarder when it comes to mary.
By Peria
Vineyard
A females V location. Acreage located between belly line, thighs, upper legs, pubical plantation, vegina slice, vegina watering hole, the man cave and the sewage hole.

Wow, my sugar baby sent me a pic of her vineyard and then my sprinkler system immediately turned on and sprayed everywhere. I can't wait till she lets me suck as much wine out of it as i can in one sitting.
By Amandi
Martha's Vineyard
I live on Martha's Vineyard year round and I have to deal with all the tourists (by the way, some of whom are not all that bad) and then I get to live there through the desserted winters...and it is still my favorite place on earth. The natives are highly misunderstood. None of us are rich, we are scraping to get by because the Island is so expensive. We make our money through the tourism and we grin and bare it all for 4 months a year. The upisland beaches are gorgeous, and upisland in general is the place to be...avoid the crowds at all costs. But honestly, if you are looking for a place to hate on, look somewhere else. This is island is gorgeous and welcoming.

By Katharine
Martha's Vineyard
Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.

"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."
By Lotty
Vineyard Vines

Omg is that guy wearing Vineyard Vines? What a douche.
By Maggee
Martha's Vineyard
A beautiful island, which has retained its charm and character throughout the growth of its fame. The summer visitors who stay in "MV" may be in fact equally as wealthy as those staying in the flashy Hamptons, but despite popular belief the Vineyard does not have a hoity-toity feel, and residents and visitors alike are friendly and do not appear snobby. Another major difference between the Vineyard and some other wealthy beach towns is the type of people -- Martha's Vineyard is a summer getaway for old money, as opposed to the nouveau riche of The Hamptons. You'll also find that those who spend summers in MV tend to be democrats. After celebs such as Clinton and the Kenedys began vacationing on the Vineyard, the news of this charming island spread and yes, more and more tourists have arrived. However, they have managed to keep almost every chain hotel or restaurant off of the island, there are virtually zero traffic lights, and large advertising and signage is limited. The charm of Martha's Vineyard definitely remains.

I'm heading up to charming Martha's Vineyard for the summer.
By Nat
Anal Vineyard
Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.
By Sandra
Vineyard Vine
a clothing line that takes the preppy cliche to another level. It's literally suggesting that your a preppy county yacht club kid. People only buy them when they go to college so that people think they have money. It's sending a wrong message and it's a way of bragging that you are rich or trying to show that your rich.

Person A:Oh your wearing a vineyard vine shirt? Let me guess, daddy Is a stock broker and mommy is an anesthesiologist?
Person B: nope dads a brain sergon and mom is a civil engineer. What about you? your wearing vineyard vine too what do your parents do?
Person A: well....... My mom is the CEO of Bear sterns and my dad is the wolf of wallstreet

Person A: your a lier, take off the vineyard vines. Your one of those kids who bought them to fit in while in college
By Kirbee
Vineyard Vines
A brand of clothing by Martha's Vineyard. Typically worn by white boys, but seen on the "popular" kids of all races. Comes in colors:
* Pink
*Salmon
*Light Blue
*Tan

Boy 1: He's popular?!?
Boy 2: Yeah.
Boy 1: But he doesn't even wear Vineyard Vines!

Girl 1: You can't wear Vineyard, Molly! You haven't even been there.
Girl 2: Uggh, neither have you Tiffany!
By Loria