Define Whale Watching Meaning

The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants.

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The act of watching or observing fat people

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).

Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve.

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

The correct term to say when you are told that you can no longer come to the pool party.

When a person, either alone or with a group see's almost exclusively overweight or fat people.

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching