Define Piles Meaning

Piles
An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.

I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.
By Delora
Piles

My piles are hurting.
By Cora
Piles

man, look at that girl's piles! i dunno if my hands could hold up that set of piles without smothering me.
By Janet
Pile On
When everyone jumps on top of one unfortunate soul, they 'pile on'.
The much less wimpy sounding version of bundle.

'Look, Chris is asleep. Pile on!'
By Cindi
Pile
anything that is a piece of shit, somthing that crappy,old or broken..

Dude your car is a pile. (meaning your car is a piece of shit)Can even mean a person who is lazy or just a waste of life)
By Amalie
Piling It On
When you have to take an emergency poop, but all the toilets are already clogged and you go anyway.

I stopped at a rest stop on the interstate and the toilets were full of poo, so I got stuck piling it on.
By Ayn
Piles

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien
By Joellyn
Pile
To sit on the couch in semi darkness for hours on end, ordering food, consuming various and sundry pills, avioding all cell phone calls, while being in a state of semi dress and watching massive amounts of TV (if one can retain consiousness).

Bob hasn't come out of his apartment in two days, what a pile.
By Nettie
Pile On
That guy who is an awkward addition to any conversation, plan etc.

"Why was Joshua with us at dinner the other day?"
"I know right? He invited himself to our plans at the last moment."
"How awkward, especially after what he said to Kate last week! Such a pile on!"
By Sammy
Pile
Someone that that sits around on the couch and smokes a shit load of weed.

That guy is such a pile, he hasnt come out if his house for 3 days.
By Charmine