Define A Shit Load Meaning

Shit Load
A corruption of the term "shipload" of antiquity, as described the massive cargoes brought into harbor by sea-faring ships. Through association to the perjorative "shit" (itself a corruption of "shite"), the terms "fuck load", "ass load", and "butt load" were all created, the user, unaware of the origins of the term, substituting one curse word interchangeably for another. Over time, the second half of the expression also came to be substituted, most often in cases where "ton" was inserted for "load", whilst still maintaining the previously-replaced derisories as variations of the newly-coined phrase.

In its "proper" form, the phrase would be hyphenated and expressed as a linkage between two words to describe a third, correlated concept (i.e. "shit-load")

Americans commit a shit load of atrocities against the English Language!
By Ronny
Shit Load
Many, as in, more than a few in quantity.

Here's how you count in the ghetto:

One, two, three, and a shit load.
By Jade
A Shit Load
A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.
By Jonie
Shit Load
10% more than you can carry at one time.

I can't carry this shit load of boards back to the truck.
By Maia
Shit Load
More than six and less than 29, of any object.

I see a shit load of deer by the woods!

You've got a shit load of marbles in your hand.
By Sheelagh
Shit Load
A unit of measurment.
Questionably comparable to the size of one's shit.

By Babbie
Shit Load
Anything that is over 1000 lbs.

By Kary
Shit Load
The amount of anything it would take to fill YOUR toilet up to breech the water level.

DAMN that is a shit load of SHIT!
By Rhea
Shit-load

Man, I've got a shit-load of homework.
By Crista
Shit Load
Approaching, or in excess of 500. (For gross excess of 500 see: Mega shit load or fuck load.)

In response to seeing a quantity of wads equal to 500: "WOW! That's a shit load of wads."
By Daisi