Define Merton Meaning

An extremely powerful, yet underrated black magic spell that damages enemies as well as the magic casters and their accompanying party members. The spell typically is an explosive non-elemental "meltdown" derived from fire, wind, and dark elements. Casting Merton is quite a useful way to eliminate enemies quickly provided you cast "Reraise" or "Autolife" on your characters to resurrect them after the explosion. Merton spells typically let off a "screeching" roar as they destroy everything in their path.

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.

A state of sadness or general unhappiness.

the traditional and historical home of Wimbledon FC, but an idiot named Charles Koppel did not appreciate this so he got the spineless monkeys of the FA to appoint a 3 man commission to sanction the move of the club to Milton Keynes.

An insult for someone who is interested in the occult or a nerd. ALso used for Goths. Not very offensive as it's not well known. Taken from the series 'Big Wolf on Campus' which starred Danny Smith as Merton J Dingle a Gothic nerd with an occult obbsession.

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

Some quag....................

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots

This is most definitely the shittest, wettest and neakiest school in South. The school is full of pakis that just focus on education and every single person that is in this school is wet. They think they are elite because Ramz went to there school. I left from the livest school in south to arrive to the shittest sixth form in south. I am now depressed everyday when I go to school. Someone please save me from this tired school.

A Mertonator is a person who loves having kinky sex... especially up the bum. On the outside they are a loving friendly person that people love to be around but make sure you don’t leave anything out around them because when alone they like to investigate and see what they like putting up their bum.