Often abbreviated as
M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach
parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid
multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in
the Mexican community, some women may
contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after
13 years of age.
