These names are plays on words to get
gullible folks to say "
My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more
subtlety.
Chad:
Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You
muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
